50th Birthday Slogans, Top 60 Happy Birthday My Love Wishesgreeting


If you haven't grown up by age 50.....you don't have to! Love it!

Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you?

50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer.

50 years old or 18,250 days young!

50 years old. Bodywork and mechanics need slight attention. Runs on gas.

50! I demand a recount.

After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!

Age equals wisdom – hear this youngin’s?

Age is not a destination, it’s a journey!

Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.

Aged to perfection!

AND – He may rule the roost, but I rule the rooster!

Are we the grownups yet?

At 50 he’s seen it all, done it all………. but can’t remember most of it!

At 50 you’ll have the choice of many temptations, but being 50 also means you’ll probably choose the option that gets you home earliest.

At 50 you’ve seen it all and done it all – but can’t remember most of it!

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Before I turned 50 I used to jog 6 miles a day now I know a short cut.

Caution, middle age meltdown!

Charter member, ‘Old farts hall of fame.’

Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to myself.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of my tunnel has been turned off.

Fifty is the ultimate “F” word.

Five decades smarter than YOU.

Getting old stinks, but it sure beats the alternative.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.

Happy 1/2 way to 100!

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!

Happy 50th birthday! Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

Happy 50th Birthday. Let’s crack open a bottle of prune juice.

Happy birthday, you old buzzard!

Hi Ho, Hi Ho its over the hill you go!

I can’t believe I’m 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!

I can’t remember what I forgot, so don’t ask.

I get everything I set my mind to. Now where’d I set my mind?

I have the body of a god – Buddha!

I Love my 50′s, because I know what comes next? My 60′s!

I will avenge myself and live long enough to be a problem to my kids!

I’ll be kind to my kids; they’ll be choosing my nursing home.

I’ll be spontaneous when I get around to it.

I’m a classic, you only get better with age!

I’m chronologically gifted!

I’m cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.

I’m immortal — so far!

I’m not 50, I’m 19 with 31 years experience!

I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax!

I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.

If you remove all the wisdom and experience in the world of people over 50 then there wouldn’t be enough left to run it!

I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged.

I’m old and have the body of a god – Buddha!

I’m too sexy for my hair, that’s why it isn’t there.

In dog years I’m dead.

It’s after sixty that everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!

It’s just my birthday, I’m not extinct yet!

It’s not about age, it’s about attitude.

My own mortality will be the death of me yet.

My wild oats have turned to mush.

Oh no, say it isn’t so. Not the big 5-0!

Old fart, young heart.

Once over the hill, you pick up speed.

Over what hill? What hill? I don’t see any hill.

Vintage. Retro. Antique.

I’ve got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it’s all lower.